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Yall need to chill

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Y’all need to put yuh dicks away.

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Y’all is not Texan. Y’all is Southern and Texas is Southern wannabe.

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You mean it has a several well developed left wing voting cities between the huge stretches of backwater redneck hellscapes? I’d love to know what makes Texas not southern…

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11 points

Texas is a Southwest state that identifies as Southern, making all of Texas inherently woke

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By that logic Pennsylvania is Southern… And Washington State… And probably most of the country.

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I mean, it’s certainly disgusting white trash enough. It’s got a lot of similar characteristics. Although I think eating horse turds to celebrate a championship is pretty unique. So they’ve got that and the throwing batteries at Santa thing to separate themselves. Fuck Philly.

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Who cares? Like really.

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Texas is a southern wannabee

See also: Florida.

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21 points

Florida is so redneck that they crossed a threshold into its own category. Florida Man.

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Seriously, I can’t believe people try to say its not really the south. Like its literally the furthest south you can go in the US.

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9 points

too weird to live… too rare to die…

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All’a Y’all better stop clowning on Texas y’all.

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As a Texan we are not southern ;)

We are sort of western. But yea too late to the party to be southern imo.

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Depends. Texas exists as a state in part because southern US farmers ran out of land to grow cotton in. A good chunk of Texas is just an extension of the south. Then again, a good chunk is an extension of Mexico. Tejanos don’t get the credit they are due for the formation of the Republic.

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Stranger, I hope you can beat a full house.

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5 points

If you use both hands, it’ll take half as long.

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6 points

Is it the salsa or is it getting hot in here?

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If y’all spent as much time and energy on useless pronouns as y’all spent on advocating for universal healthcare, y’all could have gotten that last doctor visit paid for by y’alls gob’ment and not having to dip into y’alls savings.

Y’all need to check your priorities.

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Problem here is the thread is focusing on a Texas y’all but then you throw a gob’ment in which is much more Georgia southern and it ruins the whole vibe right at the end. The voice in my head broke accent.

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Well I think y’all is as much southern as it is Texan. But what does my northern Yankee ass know? Just stay away from all them hicks.

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5 points

Did you just assume my nongender?

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It’s the internet. I assume everyone, until it being proven otherwise, is either a sentient amorphous blob or a bot.

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Hey! My blob is quite morphous; thank you very much.

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Or a three letter agency.

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It’s actually a contraction from old English or Scots and has been around since 1631. The hicks are using socialist words that aren’t theirs.

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*ain’t theirs

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You uncultured swine. Ain’t is a contraction of am not. Am only goes with I. I ain’t going to accept illiteracy.

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Y’all, it ain’t theirs

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(The South had a significant surge of Scottish immigrants)

(They’re a fuckin “liberal” monarchy.)

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