50 points

“Takin’ shits an suckin’ tits”

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Shout out to all the moms, dads, and babies going through the first year. It gets better!

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Pst… Don’t tell… but, small kids, small problems. ;)

I’d rather change a hundred diapers and bootlefeed in the middle of night than having to worry about if they made it safe home after a night out.

No, man… Appreciate the simplicity. Enjoy the sound of little feet walking little steps on the floor. It’ll be gone before you realise that you need to spend even more time trying to find something on the TV that both you and your better half want to watch at the same time…

Kids are great.

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17 points

I’m currently at the “small problems” stage, and I’m trying not to take anything for granted. Yeah, I’m mildly sleep deprived, but life is great.

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3 points

worry about if they made it safe home after a night out.

That’s why you beat some sense into them before they go out. /s

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32 points

Why do they ask for that information anyway? So they know to capture you alive when you got a job that’s in demand in the destination country? Or do they hope to catch terrorists by fishing for ‘bomb builder’?

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It really feels like some by-gone form field so many just keep putting on there because it’s always been there.

So many places, including doctor practices, ask for this (in Australia), and you’re just left feeling, why?? This is useless information that they don’t need to know.

For tax, home loans, etc, sure, that’s relevant information.

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A doctor has a reasonal interest in your occupation. For office workers they’ll know to expect back issues and may nudge you towards preventive measures, for instance.

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17 points

“professional boob sucker”

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8 points

Unless the baby is getting paid or is certified I think he’d be an amateur boob sucker.

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2 points

amateur boob sucker

Say that out of context

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5 points

Why professional? Is he getting paid? Seems like an intern at best

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2 points

He does it for a living

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15 points

I interpreted the instructions to mean put “Not Employed” in the box, but they were ambiguous at best.

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An unemployed baby?

How embarrassing.

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This new generation is so lazy.

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