60 points

This is NOT what we need to post on 4th of July! Americans already barely survive this day!

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19 points

Billy will be fine with only 3 fingers! As is the American way!

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11 points

we ain’t takin’ him to the hospital, y’all, juss tape his wounds shut and he’s good for 'nother beer.

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6 points

Billy now has a promising career as a carny lined up.

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7 points

It’s 9 AM, I’m a 6 pack and bottle of paint thinner deep baby! This post won’t encourage the real 'mericans on this day.

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53 points

Evil Tom Scott

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30 points

Now this is what Scotty should be doing.

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7 points

Rev up your engines!

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12 points

Robin Williams led a good life.

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12 points

The government doesn’t want you to know about this one simple trick

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