If you learned that an actor was a serial killer, who would surprise you the least? (Anthony Hopkins, Christopher Walken, Tom Cruise, and Jack Nicholson don’t count–everyone knows they’re stacking bodies somewhere)

I’m gonna say Chris Pratt. I don’t buy that harmless goofy schtick AT ALL

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I count 1 male.

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I see 4.

From left to right,

Marvel, White hat black rim, front middle with red logo (likely), and then far right either black hair next to the redhead, or furthest right with the hat.

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Fair, I didn’t look hard enough.

You know, going to that island could avtually be a great way to hook up. I mean, there’s like hundreds of women and only a few men… and there’s only so much of Jared to go around. Maybe they just cought on to this life hack earlier than the rest of us.

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I bet Gwyneth Paltrow secretly uses the bones of her victims to create more rocks to put up your vagina.

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I feel like she would engage in “holistic cannibalism” or something

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Or she’d sideline as a holistic assassin or something.

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New candle scent coming…

“This smells like my latest victim”

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Nic Cage for sure. There’s a reason that when it was announced he’s being added to Dead By Daylight people couldn’t predict whether he was a killer or Survivor.

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Jared Leto.

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Javier Bardem. He wasn’t acting in No Country For Old Men.

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Or when Kiefer Sutherland beat the criminal’s face into a pulp. The scene wasn’t even in the script. The director just said „keep it rolling“.

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