White House Doctors report that Joe Biden has passed away today in an apparent spray tan overdose. White House Doctors state that the formula for the former Presidents spray tan contained lead, asbestos and plutonium.
Always remember to read the safety instructions before using chemical products.
the plutonium-free formulas just don’t give you the same glow, y’know
flew too close to the sun
4 points
Honestly surprised he survived it.
