Just make the joke, it is your obligation as a father. It would also greatly diffuse the situation and cooly tell your kid that you’re fine with it and still love them, and that nothing will change between you two.

As someone who came out and didn’t speak to their father for a year, this would have been a much better response to my coming out.

We’re good now though, it’s been 30 years.

The best part about the cartoon is that you can pass the joke at first, then send the cartoon later anyway

Right? You have to type it all out like you did.

“but Daaad, I am straight.”

“WHAT, GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE AND DON’T COME BACK UNTIL YOU’VE FOUND YOUR KINK”