49 points

Grab a tow rope or two and hook up a few of them together.

If they are ignorant in parking like this … chances are they will never notice that a tow rope is attached to that hitch.

It’d be fun to watch them take off and make a mess pulling a truck after leading 30 feet of tow rope.

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21 points

I love where your head is at

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14 points

I don’t know why this was also my exact same first thought

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5 points

It would be much less dangerous and more ethical to just steal all the hitches. It looks like only a couple of them are locked, but they’re combination bike locks which should be easy to bypass if the core is exposed through the cylinder.

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You have a funny idea of ethics, I’ll tell you that.

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Somebody could be injured or die between vehicles if trucks pull each other in a crowded lot or wires/rope/straps suddenly become tensioned. Somebody could also be injured by walking into these, or it could damage another vehicle. Ethics and morality are a spectrum, one bad can be more good than another.

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When I lived in Edmonton my neighbour once asked why I remove my hitch when not using it. Such a weird question.

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17 points

I don’t think it’s a weird question at all. But also in some places it’s actually not legal to leave it attached when not towing. Then there’s the argument about it interfering with the way the vehicle is designed to crash safely.

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23 points

I probably find the question weird because I spent my whole life around heavy equipment, trailers, and other towables. Every time a trailer was hooked up, part of the job was grabbing the hitch from wherever it was stored.

Grandpa used to say ‘just don’t be an asshole’ and being an asshole includes someone who doesn’t watch out for everybody else’s shins.

I didn’t insult the person asking or anything stupid like that. I explained exactly why the hitches are made to be quick release for removal when not in use.

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7 points

Your gramps was a hell of a man. Wish more were like that.

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5 points

Specially for the one ramming it from the back

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5 points

Because you’re not a shit person

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2 points

I don’t know if I would go that far ;) But thanks for the vote of confidence.

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4 points

That’s amazing.

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Why do so many people in Alberta have those big trucks when they do not need them. No wonder why they have highest emissions per capita in the nation.

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47 points

It kind of gains momentum. My mom is someone who got a smaller truck after her big one. Not even a car, just a smaller truck. And she feels a bit vulnerable on the road. And a lot of these idiots will merge into you and kill you because you’re in a smaller vehicle

So basically, a lot of people who should NOT be driving have huge trucks and other people get huge trucks so they don’t feel like they may get killed by an idiot

I swear, if all of this province had regular tests every 5 years, most Albertans would be forbidden from driving

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14 points

Yeah there really needs to be some laws curtailing the size of these useless abominations. Or make it so there are extra driving tests you need to take before buying one because it’s way too large and the ones that usually buy them are the not-so-intelligent crowd.

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Only thing worse is those motor homes, some you need a “Q” air endorsement for the brakes, but that’s it.

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Part of it is the rig jobs give you a bonus to buy a truck to get to rig sites. They don’t account for all the trucks, but a good portion.

I have a truck myself, instead of a car and needing to a rent truck/trailer weekly for my work. It’s big enough for my kids and to haul most of my work stuff.

Source on the emissions? Thanks.

Edit Found a source Alberta is 5th even with the oil and gas industry tipping the scales their way.

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6 points

I’m not saying you don’t need the truck (only you know your needs), but I can haul quite a lot with my hatchback + utility trailer. Trucks aren’t the only tow-capable vehicle out there these days, modern 4 bangers are quite powerful

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The biggest upside to a truck is that the bed is outside. It’s perfect for wet, stinky, unsanitary, powdery/sandy, etc can cause huge headaches in a van or hatchback, and doesn’t require you to pull a trailer which can be a real pain in the ass sometimes. It’s like the multitool of vehicles: bulky, not the best for any given job, but capable of doing almost anything.

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Yes there are a lot of people who get them for stuff that can be grabbed with a car more or less. 6 bags of concrete and some 2x4s can easily be gotten in a car infrequently.

And yes I likely could make a car/trailer work, but some sites are off-roading more or less. So even if you’re a lackey, sometimes the site just requires more than a car and other options than a truck aren’t as practicable or convenient.

Yeah every could go and a rent truck 3 times a week. But that’s just silly after a point, and yeah sure there is sometimes you don’t need it for 2 months as well. That’s reality.

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2 points

Its not just Alberta

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See those hitches? That means they are using them.

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6 points

#2 and #3 from the front show zero visible signs of wear.

The moronic thought process is less damage will be done to their vehicle when it hits the tow ball, and it’ll do more damage to the vehicle that hit them. Since they deserve it for hitting them.

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Someone’s not thinking. The removable hitch mounts into a steel receiver, made out of the same material and mount below the bumper. Does exactly the same damage 6 inches further away.

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No, that’s rust on the first one. Once the paint is gone they go rust dark within a day after use

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20 points

You could walk in there and toss a chain between a couple of those things to cause some interest chaos.

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4 points

As a native Texan, I am in awe at your insight.

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17 points

Wouldn’t want to have to take 30 seconds to put the ball on when they actually need it!

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20 points

remove all the hitches and place them all in a pile in the middle of the parking lot

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Whenever I see one like this, I want to put it in their back seat for them via the rear window…

Your idea would get me into a lot less trouble and still hugely inconvenience a lot of people. I love it

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8 points

its done intentionally as an offensive bumper. its not laziness its being a dick

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