167 points

the documents folder on the computer that Microsoft has in your house

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How much longer till Microsoft uses Windows computers across the world as a botnet. For working on it’s AI. Or some other bullshit.

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lmao its a matter of time before MS decides they need to DDoS someone so hard their data center explodes and they’ll be ready to do it

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28 points

Not sure if it’s still a thing but I remember they also used windows to distribute updates to other windows PCs in a bittorrent-like fashion.

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18 points

And you’ll have to pay them a subscription fee to do it. If you don’t pay, your computer is bricked.

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3 points

And how long before the come into your house, steal your stuff, and kick your dog?

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95 points

Do I look like I know what a OneDrive is?

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18 points

All hail the Blessed Virgin!

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9 points

I just need a picture of a god danged hot dog

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the most enraging thing i’ve ever experienced on windows was when they started automatically “off-loading” files on my drive because i was running out of space. what the fuck, fuck you, i needed that, die in a fire and never touch my drive again. if i need more space i will fucking make more space

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Ah, but those aren’t really your files. You clicked “Agree” on the 10,000 page EULA so now Microsoft owns you body and soul and all of your offspring out to the 17th generation. They’re just moving around their contracted work product and if you don’t like it you can go pound sand, assuming you pay Microsoft $30/mo for the “Pound SandTM” account license.

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“Your house, ahahah, nice one! By the way, rent is going up. How much was ‘your’ raise this year?”

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18 points

Less than the rate of inflation 😮‍💨 guess I make less this year than last year.

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13 points

UMMM ACKTUALLY I’ve got several charts that say you’re richer. You must be lying or lazy. /s

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8 points

FaMiLy InCoMe Go Up MeAnS YoU aRe Ok!

…ok, but I’m a “family” of one and your stupid fucking metric is counting multiple incomes as one…

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6 points

The insurance that costs you $200/month, COULD have cost you $700/month (if you chose this exact plan from this exact provider on your own without HR negotiating a bulk discount)

So, you’re not losing $200, you’re EARNING $500!!!

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42 points

My stupid ass phone keeps demanding me to be connected to the internet in order to view photos that I TOOK ON MY PHONE.

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48 points

maybe change your gallery app to something else?

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2 points

Do you have any recommendations? I’m tired of Google begging me to turn on cloud storage for my photos every time I open the photos app.

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2 points

I’ve been using Aves for a while now, it’s pretty alright.

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I use glimpse, which ships by default with lineage os. nit sure if it’s available anywhere. but this one semed pretty neat on a quick try:

https://github.com/IacobIonut01/Gallery

it’s free on fdroid, 2€ on google play which the developer asks to think as a donation

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1 point

Aves Libre on F Droid

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I can’t add much but I have to agree with the above replies, Aves is a wonderful gallery app, it looks good. Nice animations, Albums and Tags, Vaults for when u want to hide specific folders

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6 points

Do you by any chance take a lot of photos on a phone that doesn’t have the capacity to store them all locally?

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