“also the name of”

I’m naming my kid machine code.

You’ll never allow him to leave the sandbox?

He’ll have to handle the hardware for his parents, they’re treating him firmly

I had a friend in Argentina whose father was a Fortran programmer and teach him it since he was a kid. He was in his 20’s, being a Fortran programmer and already had his own house fully paid, with a music studio in it. He retired to become a music producer, but still did some consulting work.

Good luck little Fortran, hope you can learn and enjoy your work.

So are you saying Fortran Programming is a lucrative skill?

Looking up, in the US its have an average salary of 100k at year. Not sure how that compares with other programming languages. He worked for an oil company, so I guess he had an above average salary for that.

This kid’s full name is Fortran Sucksdontlearnit Johnson. His parents actually hated Fortran. Imagine the disappointment they’re about to experience.

But imagine how awesome it would be if you hire a Fortran guy, and he’s literally Fortran.

Reminds me of that firefighter named Les Mcburney.

And his sister, the famous arsonist Anita Mcburney.

I’ve actually met him. Pretty chill guy, but is completely confused by his Internet fame.

Your dentist’s name is Crentist?

Maybe that’s why he became a dentist.

He can also be the hacker known as Fortran.

“It’s a Fortran system; I know this!”

“I was born for this!”

I was born INTO THIS

The heart is blackened.

Nominative determinism.

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