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(A 4Chan “green-text”, titled “Altruism”, with a close-up photograph of a turtle on the pavement)

Riding bike through town

See something strange on the side of the road

Decide to stop and investigate

It’s a turtle tucked into its shell

Hold finger in front of shell

Turtle pokes its head out, sniffs finger, and then retreats back into it’s shell

It’s a hot day, and there are no bodies of water nearby

There’s a river a few miles away, decide to take the turtle there

Ride bike with one hand while holding the turtle

People look at me strangely

Don’t care, the turtle is all that matters

Turtle pokes its head out when going fast downhill

Probably the fastest the turtle has ever gone

Finally reach the river

Set the turtle on the shore under some shade

After about 10 seconds the turtle crawls into the water

Looks back at me before submerging and swimming away

Feel more emotion in that moment than I have in the last few years

Despite my mistakes and shortcomings, a creature’s life was made better by my existence

Is using our time to help others the real answer?

1 point

There’s some good eatin’ on one of them things

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21 points

You’re in a desert, walking along when you look down and see a tortoise. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can’t. Not with out your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

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4 points

That turtle fucked my wife

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Xyzzy

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17 points

I enjoy alien abduction stories too.

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Not to be that person, but you should not move turtles, it will literally kill them. They live in the same 1-2 mile radius all their life.

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Im sure it absolutely can, but why would it be a problem if theyre in the same biome. Also this is a kid on a bike, they probably didnt travel a mile

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6 points

It says in the post it was a few miles away.

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Fair point. I still am curious about the biome part of the quesrion

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7 points

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