260 points

I forked an opensource project to add a couple features for my wife. 😊

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And? Did she accept your, err, pull request? 😏

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87 points

β€œLGTM, merged” 😏

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7 points

Remember kids, always use protected branches.

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3 points

πŸ˜‚

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2 points

Divorce be like, merge conflict, divergent branch…

Lol

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36 points

This is the kind of love I need in life πŸ’œ

So cute! And practical!

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32 points

For half a second I read this as β€œto add a couple of features to my wife”

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1 point

Plankton, from Spongebob, would.

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19 points

this is actually cute as hell

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10 points

Well, where’s the fork?

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9 points

That’s true love.

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4 points

That is so wholesome ❀️

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1 point

Are you One of the holy masters mentioned on the credits page yet?

*lowershisleftknee*

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224 points

β€œGirl, I named no variables after you, because you’re my only Constant”

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20 points

Because you’re generic and everyone’s initialized you at some point

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6 points

Everybody’s init? Sounds just like her

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19 points

You’ll need an exception handler for all those dropping panties.

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β€œGirl, you are my Two’s Complement, you’re always my plus one on any occaision”

Cuz if you invert the bits of of a binary number and add one you get its negative number, so your girlfried is an equal part of you

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12 points

Damn son save some for the rest of us.

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5 points

Sadly only the compiler will know the true value of my constexpr forLove;

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165 points

You can also combine your names into a Linux distribution.

Deb + Ian = Debian.

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42 points

I bet they’ve broken up since

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98 points

The word β€œDebian” was formed as a portmanteau of the first name of his then-girlfriend (later ex-wife) Debra Lynn and his own first name

Wiki

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54 points

β€œLater ex-wife” is like three tenses of information at once.

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Debra must be so pissed by now

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12 points

Had tons of kids though. Have you met the buntu family?

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6 points

Literally came here to say this lol

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Once when I was still a kid, I told a woman I loved her so much that I could only love her more if she was a robot.

She did not think that was romantic.

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53 points

there are so many things wrong with this

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44 points

I think it’s kinda sweet for a kid. I mean what’s cooler than a robot when you’re 7? that’s pretty much the pinnicle of β€œcool” at that age, or at least it was for me. So to compare a crush to a robot for a kid is similar to shakespear comparing thier lover to β€œa summer’s day” or Selena Gomez comparing thier lover to β€œa love song”

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57 points

I, uh, wasn’t 7. I was about 10 years older than that and just dumb.

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I don’t think we’re far off from 7 year olds being entirely unimpressed robots. They’ll just think it’s a dumb vacuum

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4 points

'Cause I’m just thinking about tearing you down to check how your insides works.

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3 points

I just want to make out with my Marilyn Monrobot!

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139 points

Pay for dinner

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34 points

For being a sick burn, that was ice cold. I love it.

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18 points

lmfao savage

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