43 points
This is the cat’s way of telling you, “I am looking forward to consuming your flesh when you die in the house.”
27 points
Power move
7 points
The cat is being merciful by only eating your pizza. Make sure it is always well fed.
20 points
Maybe the cat was a Japanese businessman in a former life.
5 points
I Was A Businessman But I Was Reborn in Another World As A Pizza Stealing Cat?!?
4 points
23 points
Poor kitty wanted a warm pizza andthis was the only way it knew how. Get a cat-operated microwave now.