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Plus if you drop anything in the bathroom and the lid is up it’s ending up in the toilet, learned that one morning when I was about to brush my teeth, that’s when I became a dedicated kid closer

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dedicated kid closer

“Listen, I just know you’re going to love this play set; and what a deal you’re getting on it, too!”

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Flushing after closing the lid is actually hygienic.

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I always flush with the lid down. Keeps less in the air.

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PSA: For maximum hygiene, close the lid BEFORE you flush.

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But then how am I supposed to look at my poop swirling down the drain?

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closes lid

Sits down

Shits on lid

Flushes

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Taking ‘Upper decker’ to the next level

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Mythbusters found it makes no difference in the spread of fecal matter. Toilet lids aren’t perfect seals.

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Quit ya bitching and roll the math.

Some stand to pee. Some sit to pee. everyone sits to shit. In a mixed gender household the seat gets most use down.

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Not at all what the meme is talking about

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The meme is making it look like seat down is presumptuous, which it is not. It has the least effort vs hygiene trade-off, since sitting to pee is much more hygienic.

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The point the meme is making is that the lid should be closed. It equally derides both seat up and seat down

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