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i think these two are working in the same company

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Skin on your fingertips is overrated anyways /s

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Third-degree burns build character!

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This is just an old trick for building up your calluses

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5 points

DIY custom gloves

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Stock photo “ecologist”

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poor tree, i hope it is doing well…

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Boss gets paid a dollar, I get paid a dime, that’s why I [printscreen and walk to the printer instead of copy/pasting code] on company time.

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This is proper procedure when you’re paid by the hour.

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I thought the person in the picture was reading code on a tablet device, and was wondering what is wrong with the picture. :D

Why is the code printed in dark mode!?!

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Perhaps it’s an effort to save companies that sell printer cartridges

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Maybe they work for HP, it’s their way to give back.

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14 points

The answer is simple: Marketing people doing marketing things

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9 points

And with a file browser sidebar 🤦

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I thought tablet, then I thought the post was about the way they were bending the tablet’s screen with their thumb, then I finally realised it was paper. Holding a printout of a screen shot just didn’t enter my mind.

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You gotta love stock photos. My favourite is the one where the code is projected across the room and the developer’s face.

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That’s how you know you’re about to enter the matrix

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hackerman.jpg

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and always make sure to print your code in dark mode, don’t want anyone who sees it to think you’re weird

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