42 points

Wait! They don’t ?!

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I guess some do.

You might see this in the south, especially at a lake or beach.

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I saw two different women wearing something similar last night. The cowboy hats were those cheap distressed straw hats, though.

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TBF felt hats are stupid hot and with the heat we’ve had ain’t no one gonna wear a hat like that. If I could find a good star cattleman hat I’d be happy, but I haven’t had any luck myself

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They definitely do. It just depends on the time of year and area.

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I mean if you don’t own a Stetson are you even from the states?

What do you wear riding your horse into the city to sign that paperwork for the new drill site?

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14 points

If they’ve seen country music videos you can’t really blame them.

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LOL americans don’t spend time “perfecting my craft,” we spend time getting some other cunt to do all the work for us

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I.e. hiring some Mexicans to do it, and then bitching about Mexicans stealing our jobs.

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no lie, i saw a bumper sticker that said “this is america, speak english!”

it was on the back of an isuzu hombre. don’t think it was meant to be ironic, as it was surrounded by other typical dumb conservative buzz phrases

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Yeah, because immigrants do it cheaper than domestic labor. Its not rocket science, theyre scabs.

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Nah. We spend all our time making sure that the other person can’t do the work. The worst fucking thing on earth is someone allowed to actually just do their job.

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6 points

Tarnation-sama.

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4 points

I see Ikumi Mito I’m this image.

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88 points

So close! 😂

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70 points

“M’Seperatist.”

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3 points

Sepratits

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2 points

I’ve seen ironing boards with bigger tits

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26 points

I bet she only fucks in missionary position. Why not reverse cowgirl?

!Because you never turn your back on family!<

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Oooh, burn! (but not as bad as the STD 😜)

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