Alternatively, does the universe collapse in on itself because they’re actually the tripartite sonic manifestations of a single three faced god?
I have no idea who are any of those people
8 points
2 points
Batman
1 point
2 points
5 points
My money is on Ira Glass. No reason other than I just like him the best.
6 points
Ira Glass if the battle is on land. Stephen Dubner if it is in the air. Guy Raz if it is in water.
I will not be taking questions.
2 points
4 points
Malcolm Gladwell comes out of nowhere with a steel chair and claims the victory
3 points
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