6 points

“Chips, Cheese and Gravy”

So, poutine?

(I’m not Canadian, I just live in the USA near Canada)

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Has to be cheese curds. Anything else is an insult to Canadian cuisine.

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4 points

yes but the cheese is v different! (curds vs grated mature cheddar)

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15 points

Spam, spam, egg and spam.

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Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Chips.

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7 points

Why didn’t they just have “chips” and then everything else individually listed and I can make my own combination? It’s no difficult to make, and it takes up less space on the board.

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Because that way you’d get people asking for unholy abominations such as gravy and curry sauce, tuna and beans, or coleslaw and bolognaise.

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Let’s assume the currency is £ (but that doesn’t really matter for the example).

Chips = £2.20

Chips + Cheese = £3.00

That means, that just the Cheese = £3.00 - £2.20 = £0.80

Chips + Beans = £2.50

That means, that just the Beans = £2.50 - £2.20 = £0.30

Chips + Cheese + Beans = £3.50

£2.20 + £0.80 + £0.30 = £3.30

I guess they did this so people don’t notice they are getting ripped off…

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5 points

This sounds suspiciously like trying to make people do math

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12 points

Yes, I’ll have the chips, tuna, coleslaw, & curry please.

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6 points

Maybe I’m too American to understand, but cheesy coleslaw sounds absolutely diabolical.

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5 points

But cheese coleslaw is brilliant.

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9 points

No one in their right mind would go to a chippy and order coleslaw. Half the time it’s disgusting anyway, but regardless if it’s from a chippy it’ll be soggy

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