61 points

Nah, they did kill a bunch of people. Remember the useless Dothraki cavalry charge? Straight up substracted the Dothraki army from the political equation, and removing several thematics from the narrative in the same blow. What would’ve become of the Dothraki after the war, had they survived? Would Kingslanding have kept a military continent of Dothraki, the way the Byzantines incorporated Huns in their army? Would they have had a political role in this new order? Would they have faced racism? Or would they have returned to the Steppe, and if so, would they have ruled it as an independent land or remained clients of Daenerys? And how would they have reacted to her death? So many questions that needn’t be addressed thanks to the white walkers.

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35 points

Davos: “There is land in the reach, go start your own house”

Unsullied: “You… you do realize what we are, right?”

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16 points

Adopt some orphans, there’s sure to be a bunch of those running around by now.

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Next episode: Hordes of Dothraki

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17 points

Remember the useless Dothraki cavalry charge?

I remember a very dark screen and a bunch of yelling and then nothing. I assume that’s what you’re talking about.

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12 points

I remember when the Dothraki magically respawned for the Bells/final episode. Hooray, even though they got literally swarmed, somehow, Grey Worm survived

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78 points

The whole season turned into half arsed fan fiction.

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76 points

I wouldn’t even call it fan fiction as the writers were seemingly not even fans of the show. It was like a fan hired someone who had never seen the show and hated everything about it to write it.

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24 points

I call that the Netflix live-action anime treatment.

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4 points

Oh they hired 343i to write it? That actually makes sense.

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47 points
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I’m so glad I never watched the last season. “Oh, but what about…” Don’t care. I’ll read the book eventually. When they ran out of material from the books it became cartoonish.

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103 points

I’ll read the book eventually.

Get a load of Mr Optimism over here!

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Somebody will write it.

That somebody will be Brandon Sanderson. The story will be good and impactful, but will suddenly lack any kind of romance or nudity.

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4 points

Sanderson has said numerous times that he would not want to finish ASOIAF

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6 points

There is no “what about”. You’re good.

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9 points

Yeah I saw how bad the penultimate season was and could tell I’d regret it. So I just came up with my own headcanon for how things end and don’t worry about it.

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34 points

I kinda wonder if the reaction to the ending killed his motivation to finish it. Id buy that explanation.

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7 points

It killed my motivation to read anything further about that world.

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13 points

My conspiracy theory is the show ended more or less how George R. R. Martin has been planning it, but because it was received so poorly he had to scrap it all and start the last two books over

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Honestly, the plot points themselves were fine it’s the execution that made it terrible. The pacing was off, character interactions and motivations made no sense, yes. But the broad-brush strokes of the plot could have been done well.

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6 points

from what I gathered from interviews etc, the ending itself (e.g. where each character went or did) is basically set by george. Just the way show got there was written by the show writers

So yes, the ending is by George, the execution by the show runners

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24 points

Two books left, so far. Previous was released over a decade ago. I think a next book is possible, but two?

I bought the last one on release date, and I have no clue where each character is right now. I’m not reading the books again, and I don’t think a summary will make me care again.

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9 points

Yeah I’ve given up any interest. If another book comes out, there’s absolutely no reason for me to read it. Like you said, the last book is over 10 years old. So you’d have to re-read the entire series to catch up. Then you’d read the new book, only to be confronted with the same problem for the final book. I ain’t doing this whole thing again in another decade!

At this point, he’d have to release both books at once for me to have any interest in reading them again. And we all know that ain’t happening.

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3 points

Yeah those books are never coming out. The absolute best time for them to come out was when the show was still in its prime. But universally people hated how the show ended, it’s dropped out of pop culture completely, season 8 has become a verb much like jumping the shark, and given how long between the books interest says waned. There are other books, there are other authors, and there’s just generally other things to do.

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30 points

I’ll read the book eventually.

Oh you sweet summer child

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24 points

I never finished the show because of this episode. It was that disappointing I didn’t care how it ended anymore.

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29 points

I started binging the show from the start when I heard how utterly stupid the last season was just so I could enjoy the memes. Worth it.

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19 points

The music accompanying the Night King scene is absolutely top-tier. Shame the storytelling failed to live up to it.

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