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Canvas 2024 event has come to an end! -- NCD MISREP(sh.itjust.works)

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Holy cow! wow! I never thought we would have so many folks participating! You guys and gals are amazing!!! Seriously. It was a rocky start but yall sure did come out the gate swinging! Big thanks to all the folks who hopped on the Matrix chat to help coordinate, and a special thank you for all you folks who worked on this rather than whatever other chore or work-related thing you were supposed to be doing instead (oops). Much fun was had, many vatniks bonked, and the best part is the admins didn’t even notice we drew a fully nude and uncensored F-35. Aww yeah baby!

Article 5 triggered and our heroes jumped into action! It wasn’t all fun and games though, when a certain admin of mastodon(dot)de decided to multi-login with 13 accounts and came after us with those hexbear/lemmygrad friends of his. Luckily we found out the admins are possibly French because it appears a nuclear strike was used as a warning shot, and a lot of those accounts got banned. The only downside is now we owe our lives to the French (jk i love yall). But alas the sun has risen over our beautiful flag and the sweet smell of freedom and democracy fills the air. They will tell tales of our triumph here for generations to come! Thanks to everyone who came out and thanks to our hosts at at toast.ooo for putting this event together!

Remember, we are stronger together, and even with cheating they aint got shit on us.

Timelapse 1 - https://sc07.tv/w/6XZFB8qQy8KCRgaF7UsuFb

Timelapse 2 - https://sc07.tv/w/6nRzZhVtyPCmJfSoPJC7tn

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Top 20 contributors to (roughly) the area of NATO+SE flags:

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@freddo@feddit.nu 1794
@hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1281
@nuke@sh.itjust.works 1276
@zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 787
@FocusFire@lemm.ee 729
@vatniksplatnik@lemm.ee 705
@AutoPastry@sopuli.xyz 696
@neidu2@feddit.nl 649
@meh@lemy.lol 557
@psyop@lemmy.world 515
@RandomGen1@lemm.ee 383
@PaX@hexbear.net 342
@saintmark@lemmy.world 340
@Estiar@sh.itjust.works 339
@emasxp@lemmy.world 325
@BombDragon@lemm.ee 323
@eggy_dreams@feddit.uk 310
@shadowglider@lemmy.blahaj.zone 286
@GoldenCow@lemm.ee 276
@baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 273
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nuke@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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I did it Mom, look! 3rd place!

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veroxii@aussie.zone
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You’ll go far one day. The further the better. :)

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vatniksplatnik@lemm.ee
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I’m doing my part!

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hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Thank you for your service o7

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cartoon meme dog@lemm.ee
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lols at some of those being our determined trolls, trying to make us have a swastika or some bullshit

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EmasXP@lemmy.world
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It brings me joy that a bunch of my pixels is me trying to create a border between the flags, and someone else going “oh no, you don’t”. I had to give up, of course. Had a great time

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hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Hah, somehow mostly politically left fediverse canvas event has resistance for borders ;D

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freddo@feddit.nu
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💪

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hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Well fought my brothers and sisters in arms, tonight we drink (tap water)!

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cartoon meme dog@lemm.ee
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Pronouncing nonsense? That’s a bonkin’.

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nuke@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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Squashing swastikas and filling in Pride flags 😎

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AlexisFR@jlai.lu
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Did lemmy.ml and friends really made no flags or logos?

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Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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They made a bunch of Palestine flags. I put “Free HK” in one of them.

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Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works
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lol most of my team was traveling home from project sites on Friday. And I had nothing going on that evening. Think I was clicking from about 10am - 2am in the first 24 hours.

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