cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/2997684
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He married into it and took his wife’s last name; a proletariat Marx-in-law
His sister Onya invented the starting pistol.
Karl Marx himself was not a marxist.
You know who else doesn’t belong in nominative determinism? Jesus Christ, Whose name, of course, roughly translates to “oily Josh”.
That’s because “Christ” is a title. Not his name. Hence, “Jesus of Nazareth”.
This reminds me of every time I see a post (it’s always on Facebook for some reason) about the Cheddar Man and his living descendent, who was clearly used to help determine what the face of the Cheddar Man model/figure should look like. But without fail, there are thousands of comments going, “Oh, wow! He looks exactly like the Cheddar Man! I can see it! These men could be twins!”
We’re one step away from asking if the bones were really made from cheddar.
What is your dentist’s name?
Crentist.