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I still look like a teenager to some people, even though I’m in my thirties now.

Not drinking alcohol and not smoking anything does wonders for your looks.

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How dare you. It’s the Gin that keeps me looking dashing! The cigs enhance my natural musk!

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I still use a picture of myself that was taken in my late teen years whenever I need to upload a picture for some sort of ID or profile picture.

That picture is maybe around 10 years old at this point.

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Sometimes it’s just luck. I smoke weed and refuse to sleep normally and I still get carded for energy drinks (16+) at 33

No kids though… I don’t know how anyone can look young with kids.

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Alcohol makes you look older?

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Yes and smoking tobacco and marijuana does too

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For some reason Millennials look comparatively young and Zoomers look comparatively old. When you combine that into people’s perception it’s easy for an outlier to break through.

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I’ve seen some discussion hypothesizing an explanation that Millennials actually use more sunscreen, use less nicotine, and exercise more than Gen Z. I can buy it.

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I need SPF 100 for that 1 day of the year total I spend offline.

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Lol, same. Oh wait… fuck… I’m 40.

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Oh, it’s about me.

Wait no I’m 37, fuck

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60 points

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Sauce is Pbfcomics if anyone’s interested: https://pbfcomics.com/comics/todays-my-birthday/

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My brother sends me that one every year on my birthday.

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