130 points

Rare kinda did their own thing and skirted the rules set by Nintendo. Nintendo did what they could to reign them in, but Rare just pushed through anyways.

Please also check out the tits on the melon girl in Banjo-Kazooie and how hot the witch is in the game over screen. Not to mention the native american chick. And the tits on the flower in Conker (plus the character called Jugga)

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11 points

It’s great to see that there are experts on all kinds of subjects in the fediverse. <3

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35 points

Don’t forget about Nintendo’s own fairy goddesses in Zelda.

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16 points
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I’m playing Ocarina of Time right now and laughed at the fairy cone boobs. Somehow I had completely forgotten about them.

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8 points

Oh my god, I… I get it now.

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5 points

The first time I came across one I thought it was Ganon in drag as some kind of joke.

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4 points

Chappel Roan needs to cosplay this fairy

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5 points

Them titties are properly low-poly.

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1 point

Hyrule Warriors says hi

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32 points

And for what it’s worth, it’s Nintendo of America that censors everything, not Nintendo of Japan.

For example, did you know the reason why the old man in the first Gen Pokémon games was passed out in the middle of the road? He was absolutely hammered. In the American version, he’s throwing a tantrum because he hasn’t had his coffee yet. And that’s just one such example. There’s thousands more. NOA loves to censor everything.

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5 points

And the comparatively recent shift in Sony policy about what content is acceptable is because who makes those decisions moved from the Japanese office to the US one and the US is full of various flavors of prudes.

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5 points

Dropping encyclopedic knowledge of 64-bit tits.

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126 points

Ah, I see I am in the presence of a preeminent N64 titty connoisseur

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57 points

Yes your honor, guilty as charged. It’s that Gruntussy that pulled me over to the dark side.

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31 points

Thank you for your service, I had forgotten how many Rare bazongas there were!

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1 point

You really need to include links.

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10 points

The story behind the melon girl is that she originally had HUGE tits which all the developers thought was hilarious, but Nintendo made rare make them smaller, so instead they had her carry a fruit tray with giant melons on them

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18 points

The consequences of not including a floating point unit.

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5 points

oh my unit is floating alright

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45 points

If these came out today:

“BASED Nintendo DESTROYS WOKE game developer Eidos with SEXY MONKEY!”

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18 points

I guess we’ll just ignore that Tomb Raider 2 came out two years before DK64 and they had gone way out of their way to “fix” Lara’s chest.

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20 points

I think my favorite thing bar none about the entire Tomb Raider thing is this chick who did Lara Croft cosplay that was…well, look:

It’s a pretty good job on the costume, with one very funny joke built in.

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9 points

Yes, that doesn’t fit the me-me narrative at all!

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10 points

It could’ve done a lot rounder. N64 fillrate was hurt more by overdraw than polycount.

Not that you’d see the difference through its blurry-ass video output.

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