22 points
No boners in public haha. Imagine fighting that in court. “Your honor, the boner was involuntary”
15 points
9 points
1 point
1 point
2 points
2 points
11 points
What’s worse
Being fined when you’re not hard
Not being fined even if hard
6 points
There are a lot of children and teenagers going nude, I guess. All that effort I put into learning how to slyly tuck it under my belt in school was wasted. I was already nude.
4 points
So grey sweatpants are illegal in Utah?