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To Fix CrowdStrike Blue Screen of Death Simply Reboot 15 Straight Times, Microsoft Says(www.404media.co)

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worldeater@lemmy.ml
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This is what we based our KBA on to get our users back into Windows:

https://x.com/timshadyeth/status/1814210120613847118?t=DsfwJAnEyqGInjLWHpvM2w&s=19

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katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Flax@feddit.uk
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Why bother encrypting passwords? Just store them in plaintext, preferably on a web server that’s publicly accessible so other services can easily access them.

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sorter_plainview@lemmy.today
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Excel sheets… I prefer them in tables, rather than plain text. I’m kind of a sysadmin… You know…

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belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org
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God damn it i’ve been rebooting it 15 times Gay. 🤦‍♀️

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coyotino [he/him]@beehaw.orgOP
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that was your first problem. if it was designed by techbros, always assume it’s Straight.

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bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

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Kissaki@beehaw.org
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No no.

Have you tried turning it off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on again?

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coyotino [he/him]@beehaw.orgOP
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Hey I missed one of your messages because I was rebooting. What did it say?

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EtzBetz@feddit.de
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Hey I rebooted 14 times now, just as you told me, but it’s still not working.*

:D

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zephorah@lemm.ee
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We did get 7 computers back by 1am last night just by constantly rebooting.

That said, 40 out of 47 never came back. So clearly something more is needed.

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Chahk@beehaw.org
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Have you tried 15 more reboots?

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