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More dad joke

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Found the BMW driver.

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Dad jokes are puns. This isn’t a pun.

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Ok boss of comedy

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I’m glad when I can share my wisdom!

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Checkmate!

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KING ME

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They would actually park 3 feet to the left so they could step out on to the BMW logo.

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Typical bmw driver parks across 4 spots in a space designated for 3 cars!

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Once I made a joke about BMW drivers not using turn signals on Facebook, and then a female BMW driver angrily told me if it weren’t for pedestrians and cyclists, cars wouldn’t need turn signals. Then the car drivers also started to body her.

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FR, before there were pedestrians, cities were much saver places, or rather the inhabited places where later cities were founded but lets don’t get lost in details.

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We should remove humans from Earth so that cars can navigate streets without having stupid drivers at their wheel making bad decisions.

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