45 points

Damnit, the pope holds all birth certificates? I’m such an idiot, how did I not know?

There must have a massive archive in the Vatican, holding the birth certificates of 8bil people.

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They’re actually is a archive in the Vatican, but it’s full of all of their dirty laundry and all of the dirt that they’ve scraped together on world leaders for like 1,500 years. As I understand it there’s actually stuff that could start wars down there.

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10 points

Yeah, the pope keeps all of them in a big book that also says if you have been naughty or nice.

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3 points

Hold on. This changes everything. You mean the pope works for Santa? Or the saint’s Clause? I smell a loophole

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5 points

Wonder who’s keeping track with all the new ones coming in every few seconds and all the people dying every few seconds. Must be one busy post office in there.

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28 points

I am sad that this person has terrible penmanship but they still have nicer penmanship than me.

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Me too. I just got some pens at work I actually like and I am hoarding them all for myself. I put them in my work bag so they’re just mine. They improve my handwriting but not much.

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7 points

My handwriting has been terrible my whole life, even when I used to write in notebooks all the time. It doesn’t help that I’m left-handed and our alphabet is designed for right-handed people.

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4 points

I was gonna say it looks like a child wrote it, but I’m honestly not sure I’d do any better 😄

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25 points

This a grade A wacko.

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I can already see some mail-opening underling in Vatican City reading this and trying to figure out what the sender wants…

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I’m guessing they get a lot of wacko mail at the Vatican.

They even believe some of it.

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4 points

Isn’t it obvious? He’s “bak” to claim his realm and he needs the kings heir to affirm that he’s returned to earth. Duh.

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wonderful. a British* sovcit where it makes even less sense because there is literally a sovereign ruler.

edit: or Cypriot I guess, but british birth certificate and Stamps

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2 points

Clearly Staths

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A disproportionate number of these cranks appear to be British expats in Greece or Cyprus.

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