Damnit, the pope holds all birth certificates? I’m such an idiot, how did I not know?
There must have a massive archive in the Vatican, holding the birth certificates of 8bil people.
Yeah, the pope keeps all of them in a big book that also says if you have been naughty or nice.
I am sad that this person has terrible penmanship but they still have nicer penmanship than me.
Me too. I just got some pens at work I actually like and I am hoarding them all for myself. I put them in my work bag so they’re just mine. They improve my handwriting but not much.
This a grade A wacko.
I can already see some mail-opening underling in Vatican City reading this and trying to figure out what the sender wants…
wonderful. a British* sovcit where it makes even less sense because there is literally a sovereign ruler.
edit: or Cypriot I guess, but british birth certificate and Stamps
A disproportionate number of these cranks appear to be British expats in Greece or Cyprus.