by Centurii chan

34 points

That’s why you make it a stream-of-consciousness bulleted list, so then you can realize how dumb it actually is

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30 points

I remember dreams very often right after I wake up but they slowly get erased during the day so I decided to write them. For the most part it works really well but damn, I make so many terrible mistakes writing it can be quite hard to decipher sometimes lol (because I’m still half asleep when I write it)

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12 points

Afaik dreams get erased because you move and your brain tries to switch to day mode (so that your dream experiences don’t confuse you when you’re awake). The easiest way to write down your dreams precisely is to try and wake up while still laying in bed, and write down your dreams when you’re not as eepy but still in bed.

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30 points

I have deciphered it. It’s a human centipede with both ends stitched together.

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10 points

“Did your not read the ToS?!”

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so a human ouroboros?

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I am the king of loopy poopy ideas

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3 points

Look it rhymes ok

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