Bonus letter to a judge.
29 points
I hope that judge takes those bible verses into account when deciding on Cypriot law.
8 points
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5 points
4 points
I’m not trying to be anyone else, I’m just myself and I wish that was good enough for you.
4 points
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7 points
12 points
Did you mean to leave the name visible at the bottom of the judge’s letter? That’s quite a distinctive name.
9 points
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1 point
11 points
1 point
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51 points
Unfortunately they forgot to put the I in quotes in the last sentence, invalidating the whole document.
20 points
Dear “judge,”
“i” order you to drop my case.
Sincerely,
“i”
35 points
“i” am dumber for having read this
4 points
