How low on avocado do you need to be to not be allowed to say that it’s guac? 3.5% will certainly do it.
Props to them, though, for keeping equal text size for the title so it’s not as easily mistaken for actually guacamole.
Edit: or rather pretty close in size
Guac La Croix
“I can’t believe we’re legally not allowed to call it guacamole”
Imitation tree fruit emulsion
Reminds me of “fruit drink with natural flavors.” Not actually juice, just juice adjacent.