-bug fix: anxiety has been reduced by 50% -bug fix: memory has been buffed by 50% -bug fix: removed reoccurring memories of past failures

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You can, it’s called therapy.

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Which, like every mental health treatment, only works for a subset of people.

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Most of my friends who have tried therapy just leave after a session or two and claim their problems have gone away, dodge further sessions and never actually gave it a real try. Then a week later they will go through the same issues again. It sucks to see them this way… I’ve tried to help them to go to therapy consistently but very few actually do.

You can’t solve 20 years worth of emotional issues in a few sessions… it takes years of therapy to actually get better. Not to mention societal stigma against going to therapy makes it even harder.

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Years of therapy cost a LOT of money though, not everyone can afford that.

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Yeah, but when therapy costs $100-$200 per session and is not always covered by health insurance (in the US at least) what else are you going to do? In most places in the US it’s also very very very hard to get in to see an actual Psychologist, and nigh on impossible to get in to a Psychiatrist, so most people are stuck with LSCWs who are not competent at all, and often times make matters worse. Mental healthcare in the US is an absolute joke.

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Many people can get the same results by talking to a plastic duck or doing nothing at all. It works for some people, the rest of us consider it a pseudoscience at best.

Edit: That comes off harsh, I’m not taking shots at anyone who it works for or who helps others with it.

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Then don’t think about it as a science, but as getting help from someone trained to help you. As an example, do you need firefighters to be scientists to get help from them when your house is burning?

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Kind of yeah, air currents are basically fluid dynamics.

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Weird thing to say, but, therapy is not a pseudoscience.

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I have gone through some trauma therapy that has helped where no talk therapy has been able to. There are lots of studies showing the effectiveness too. Look up EMDR or brain spotting.

I really just have to push back on the “doing nothing at all” or “talking to a rubber duck” piece because I’d been trying that for years and trauma flashbacks don’t seem just go away on their own.

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Brainspotting has been lifechanging for me. Took me decades to find it though.

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So it works for you and that’s okay. That’s why I made the edit.

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I know the evidence says that therapy works in general, but yeah, it’s difficult to believe. And to be honest, I’d rather take a pill than talk to a therapist, all else being equal.

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Well, I can only advise to at least try it.

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Patch Notes v2.0:

  • Fixed a bug where you would freak out for no reason. Anxiety levels now reduced by 50% - enjoy a smoother, calmer and more stable experience!

  • Upgraded memory capacity by 50%. Say goodbye to forgetting where you put your keys or that one relative who changed your diaper once. You’re welcome!

  • Removed those pesky ‘Remember that time you embarrassed yourself in front of everyone?’ pop ups. Time to move on, folks! No more cringe-filled flashbacks from now on.

Stay tuned for more updates on the Human OS and also a huge thanks to our contributors.

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Damn it, when are they going to add the ‘sex drive is now equal to partner’s’ feature?!

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That’s a paiD DLC. =(

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Based on the age of that model, I would expect the issue is more likely a failing vacuum tube.

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MF so full of bugs he might as well be an ant colony

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5 points

IDK maybe the power went off mid-update.

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They don’t seem to upgrade anything.

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29 points

Bug fix: your tongue and cheeks no longer get bit by your own teeth while eating

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Oof, I feel you there! I bite my tongue in my sleep…

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Ouch. Also very inconvenient.

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You could always use monkey-patching

Drugs, I’m talking about drugs. 🫠

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What drugs? Asking for a friend.

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Spotted the software engineer

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