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I’m a professional fire/sideshow performer and certified freak. I know a lot about things that are weird, morbid, or dangerous. I also have a split tongue and love to show it off. I’m fun at parties :)

Ask me anything I guess?

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I’ve always wanted a split tongue. Does it make a difference when it comes to eating ass/lickin clits/penii?

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Hard to say since I’ve had it since 2017. It still functions the same as a regular tongue but has additional features so make of that what you will. Fwiw I’m a gay woman.

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I also have a split tongue and love to show it off. I’m fun at parties :)

Is this your way of flirting?

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I have a partner so not really? If anything it made dating harder because people are scared of it and I was always upfront about it. Other freaks love it however, as do dentists lol

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Other freaks love it however

Useful dating advice

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Why do dentists love it?

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Who certifies freaks and what does the certificate entitle you to?

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That was a joke, there’s no certification. But I’m part of the longest running permanent sideshow in the US and have a forked tongue

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Name checks out

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How dangerous are these fire shows for the performers?

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Incredibly, but good fire performers are insured professionals for a reason. In addition to the obvious dangers of burns and fire spreading, fire eaters and breathers risk chemical pneumonia. Sword swallowers risk permeated stomachs.

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I took several post-grad classes in theology from a college affiliated with a specific denomination.

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Sex. I love it as a topic. I miss being a weird young adult that could just talk about it with strangers.

The “gspot” is a slightly rough (rough for a vaginal wall!) spot found in the vagina (towards the pubic area). Its actually a part of a large collection of sensitive nerves that the clit is connected to as well.

That said an even more important piece of information? Everybody is a little different! Ilicitating arousul can be very different for different people and can lead to different climaxes (and not everyone likes to climax the same!). So the best bet is asking, talking, and LISTENING to your partner(s) about what they do and don’t like. You can use vibrators, electrodes, tounges, lips, or even just sweet words, but what matters is what you and your partner’s preferences and boundairies. There are also all different kinds of sex, kind of the same way you have different kinds of loves. It can a connecting experience, a game, exercise, funny, but it should always have a level of shared trust because its also a vulnerable experience. Porn for example tends to be very performative, because its not about the actors per say its about you and your surrogate the camera. So while there is a lot to learn and study in that art its not generally good place to learn how to bond with a partner or experience tantric climaxes.

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I can speak and understand English decently enough. Which is rare

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I’ve been learning about air quality consultation as a backup business plan over the past few years. Buying commercial-grade sensors, researching various aspects of air quality, monitoring, and purification techniques. Nothing crazy but feels pretty niche to me.

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