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Where’s the TP? Bad enough you gotta parkour your way to the shitter but then you also gotta parkour your way out with mudbutt

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… something is wrong with you if you get shit all over you when you poop…

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If you gotta parkour yourself off the shitter without wiping poop is bound to get places other than your un-wiped anus. Also, diarrhea is a thing. The hershey squirts know no bounds as to where the lingering feces will wind up

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Sounds like you are rocketing poop out your butthole

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25 points

I was too distracted by the multiple ways I could die using that toilet to notice the lack of tp!

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I think there’s some on the back of the toilet leaning against the wall.

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I believe you’re correct, all 5 pixels of that tp seem to be visible

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If you look closely you can see a roll on top of the tank to the left

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Hole-y shit

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Pranking somebody by opening the cellar while they’re taking a shit. Good luck leaping back.

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That re-defines longdrop.

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Looks like a nice place to take a dump though, ngl

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Oof imagine a difficult sweaty shit where you have to take your shirt off. I need room to spread out sometimes.

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I think you should get that looked at. That doesn’t sound normal.

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I like the way you think haha

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Fiber bro. If your diet is about half vegetables as it should be you’ll never have a challenging shit again.

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If this had a door and the rest of the place is nice enough, I wouldn’t mind having a toilet like this. Hell of a conversation starter.

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It has a door, just not a conventional one. The hatch closes over the stairs and gives you the walkway to the toilet. (Assuming this is only accessed by the stairs below, if this is on the main floor it’s dumb but it looks like some attic guest room thing to me.)

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