Image ID: a black and orange image of Sisyphus pushing up a boulder. The boulder is labeled “the fucking menstrual cycle”.

A few days after my period ends I just blissfully forget about it until one day I wake up and notice my crotch looks like someone was murdered there. Super duper fun.

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Just want to make sure everyone know about naproxen (Aleve, Naprogesic, etc), because I’m met several people in their 40’s who still didn’t know it exists. Over the counter, not a pain killer, targets the cause and stops cramps/nausea etc.

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Wait, what?

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12 points

My wife used to be on Implanon (now Nexplanon) and she basically didn’t have a period for like 3 years. I think the new dose has protection for 5 years (it’s primarily a birth control that they implant into your arm)

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7 points

My ex ended up irritated and dumped me on such medications

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4 points

Birth control has a WIDE range of symptoms. All birth control affects people differently (mostly due to a failure of the companies that produce the medications. Was primarily tested on white men originally… as most medications have been). Not sure that it can be definitively stated that it was entirely the medications fault, but apologies anyway.

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what do you mean female birth control was tested on men? as much as people can be idiots that’s like testing hair removal on patrick stewart

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very unpoggers. they should ban it 👍

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12 points

Have you tried growing your penis out?

I did and it stopped my periods before they even started! 😎

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Wow, I should give that a try ig.

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5 points

The thing you call “Image ID” (for whatever reason) is actually called “alt text”

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Image ID is an older term than “alt text”

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