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Engineer: 2, but 3 to be safe.

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The budget is for 1.5, make it work.

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Oh, hi Boeing Manager.

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Was going to say: 2ish

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Wouldn’t they just look up the answer in a table?

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Nah not anymore, now you spend a day or so building some convoluted excel calculator once so that you never need to do the calcs again.

Then, 3 years later when you go to add or change something in that calculator, you have absolutely no idea how it works and decide the change wasn’t that important anyway.

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programmer: “11”

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It’s not 10?

Also, oh God, I got yours as I was typing.

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confluence of base-2 jokes and javascript jokes…

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concat: “11”

cat: ignores your inquiry

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Onety one

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No that’s “1” + “1”

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True

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Looks Good To Me!

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1+1=3 in cases of large 1’s

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ok, I define 1 as {∅} and 2 as {∅, {∅}}

proving the addition holds is slightly more complicated

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Now define “+”

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I love the comment that it’s “occasionally useful”

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Hmm yes… set theory… I don’t understand anything happening here

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+ is a map from N×N to N where a + 0 = a and a + S(b) = S(a + b) (S is the successor function that gives the next number).
Then 1 + 1 = 1 + S(0) = S(1 + 0) = S(1) = 2.

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seems a little sus to use + to define +

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I really recommend the YouTube channel “Another Roof”. His first few videos were building up exactly this idea, as well as building up all the real numbers (possibly complex too if I’m remembering correctly). Sounds like a dry topic but he uses humour really well throughout. https://youtube.com/@anotherroof

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ooh, that looks interesting!

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1 + 1 is not equal to a question mark.

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What did 1 minus 1 equal before zero was invented? 🤔

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Yeah, define “zero”.

The one invented on India at around the Middle Age is a different one. The one you are asking about is very old.

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