if you don’t jack off, the cum backs up into your brain and crystalizes into mana. this is how you become a wizard
52 points
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Broke: spilling your precious bodily fluids
Woke: becoming a repressed weirdo who bleeds cum
Bespoke: getting so backed up your eyes fill up with cum like weird, sparkly little water balloons
Weird for sure… but if it’s helping him treat women better, more power to him I guess.
57 points
I guarantee you it is not. There is no world in which someone writes this and views women as people
Gay sex: Have your cum and eat it too
37 points
Yeah. And Leftists are the weird ones.
Well. We are. But not like this.
3 points
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