Because it’s all made up, and the points don’t matter.

Because he already ate all of the spare ribs.

The trolling response is obvious if you grew up around teenagers playing with this idea:

1. Men developed faster than women.
2. Men started as women in the womb then were able to develop past it.
3. God created a first draft in Adam, then said “i bet I could do it better a 2nd time, and I won’t start from scratch this time”
4. There is always a first child when it comes to siblings. “rolls eyes”
5. Well Adam was the first, so there was no bloodlust. Due to eating the fruit, well there was a grudge match scheduled for having the time-out from paradise and introduction of death/bad/good/children - The terms of the grudge match were laid out: fruit of the woman to crush the snake.

While I agree this is funny (and am aware this is a meme community) I’d be careful to not use this as an argument. Nowhere does it say the only way God could’ve sent Jesus was through a virgin birth.

God finally busts a nut and y’all want to shame him.