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Lol, just buy one house in the US.

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Most homes in the US don’t break a million in up front cost, unless you’re buying in one of the very popular “reality warp” locations that are in absurdly high demand (SF Bay area, Redmond, Dallas, New York, etc).

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True. Maybe… 3 houses instead?

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The national average house price in the US is about $300k, so you’d need to buy about 333 houses to spend the $100 million

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I could make that work. 🤔

I’ll become the Oprah of houses. You get a house, you get a house, everyone gets a house.

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“Can I invest in crypto”

“I already said no throwing it away”

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No gambling also applies

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I genuinely laughed out loud at this one. 😂

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Who’s Jeff?

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He owns AWS

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Well if everyone has a price, I’m gonna get that girl!

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“Investing” is just gambling with extra steps.

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