I can’t read instructions and ended up with an extra from eneba. I’m too lazy for the refund process; But I will trade it for a photo of your pet, or the neighbors pet, or a bird that hangs out in your yard, favorite garden spider, etc. As long as you are willing to sign an affidavit stating you have given this animal pets or made friendly noises in it’s direction. First message meeting this criteria gets it. Only have one, Sorry.

Stipulation: Must have posted/commented to any SDF community before this post was created.

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He was watching me poop.

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“What, you’re not even gonna bury that?”

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It’s cool. He uses it, too. Still need to teach him how to flush, though.🚽

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Don’t his little feeties get wet like that?

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Link me your previous SDF post/comment and it’s yours (I was upfront about my laziness).

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I was just looking through my post history, and it doesn’t look like I’ve posted to this instance before. I usually browse “everything” so don’t pay the instance too much mind. So, I guess I don’t meet your criteria after all :( Enjoy that pic on me, lol.

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You’re good my friend. I was mainly trying to keep away bots. Pinky swear you won’t resell it? (giving it away is A-OK)

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Your POST has been REMOVED for VIOLATING rules ONE.

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It’s a digital world and I’m a digital girl, baby.

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Hello, is this still available?

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If you got the pus*y pix. Or gerbils, fish, a particularly interesting toilet frog… I’m not picky.

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