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riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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Yeah, he didn’t fuck that couch. He cucked the couch by denying it the satisfaction of direct JD contact, deciding to instead fuck the latex glove he’d wedged inside of the couch instead. Regardless, his sweaty balls definitely slapped those cushions. Over. And over again.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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I don’t feel bad for made up stories about conservatives who spread fake news and call Kamala Harris the N word.

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kata1yst@sh.itjust.works
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Damn it! You got your facts mixed into my memes!

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Dewe@lemmy.world
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Do not cross the streams

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pastabatman@lemmy.world
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It’s crazy how this took off because of one joke tweet. It’s the Richard Gere gerbil thing for a whole new generation.

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crystalmerchant@lemmy.world
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I don’t get it

Did he say something about couches?

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NineMileTower@lemmy.world
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“What separates the successful from the unsuccessful are the expectations that they had for their own lives. Yet the message of the right is increasingly: It’s not your fault that you’re a loser; it’s the fact that you fornicate with a couch.” ― J.D. Vance, Hillbilly Elegy: A Memoir of a Family and Culture in Crisis

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unalivejoy@lemm.ee
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grandma@sh.itjust.works
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JD Vance has never comitted couch cushion coitus.

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Wiz@midwest.social
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“Probably never”

It’s nice to hear him deny it, though.

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TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world
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I read it as “couch cousin coitus”

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