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This whole couch thing never ceases to produce new pieces of art:

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Art as it was intended

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It loses a lot of its effectiveness since we’re already talking about the couch. It is better just posted in some random place, so that “COUCH” can burst into the scene unexpected, as was intended.

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Is this the fabled Gen Alpha humor I have heard so much about?

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…a faction of the internet believing Vance actually had sectional relations…

Look ma, I’m part of a faction!

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You mean to tell me that Republicans are upset about a false story about someone they like?

Tell me more about Obama’s birth certificate.

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Is it false though? I don’t think you can prove that.

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Release the long-form LaZBoy receipt!

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Or the amusing assertion that Michelle was a guy.

People actually spent time photoshopping and uploading crotch bulges on the First Lady. Wild…

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They STILL go on about this. Just saw some chud that’s an associate (not a friend) of the family talking about “Michael”. I swear most of them have a thing for trans and that’s what the obsession really boils down to…

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I wonder how much hate over the last 100 years has been from closeted conservatives turned self-hating from a lifetime of strict moral browbeating from their peers, parents, and pastors.

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Facts have never been a problem for Republicans so J.D. Vance is a couch fucker regardless of what any fact checking says.

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Folks could show up to rallies with a couch cushion bungee corded to their crotch just like the ear bandage thing.

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Now I’m not saying JD is a couchfucker, it’s just really concerning that he HASN’T come forward to prove to us that he has fucked no couches.

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Let’s not spread the rumor that JD Vance raped and killed a couch in 1990

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And then tried to pin the murder on the Zodiac Killer, Ted Cruz.

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sectional relations

Phenomenal

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