JD Vance is on a quest to become the first person to do successful anti-white racism.
Yeah but he said diet Mountain Dew which has weird vibes.
Actually having sex with women is gay because women are womanly by definition and sex is enjoyable so it means you enjoy womanly things
Diet Dew is the Hasan Piker of sodas.
All the classic flavour of a legacy soda, but the zero calories of a utility soda for an active lifestyle.
He basically cut an ad for Pepsi Co yesterday with his before and after fitness journey pics. He openly talks about drinking diet sodas to satisfy the sugar cravings and Diet Mt Dew is one of his favorites
This body brought to you by Diet Mt Dew ™️
I’ve never had diet mt dew but I can guarantee with zero doubt it tastes like shit.
This idiot doesn’t even know mountian dew code red is the racist one.
It’s a “did you know” aimed at the kind of clueless Atlantic reader that doesn’t know anything about Soda lore. Kinda’ smug, like all his writing, I guess. Don’t hate him or this necessarily since it’s basically an easy article for him to write and get monies from The Atlantic, but it’s still kinda’ dumb to think J.D. Vance was successful at all just name-dropping Dew like “hello fellow, soda drinkers”.
They should put him in ads.
JD’s Dew’n it!
And they could introduce a new flavor - Mountain Dew Diet Extreme.
