god I’m looking forward to 2 years from now when people have stopped saying “goon”

How do they feel about mental no touch gooning?

In this office I cum,

phat ropes on the carpet run,

drippin’ between my knees,

dangling in the AC’s breeze.

🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵

My co-workers get by,

to their therapists they cry,

while in office chairs I squirm,

vigorously beating my worm!

🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵

Browse through the pictures,

and gaggle all the ladies,

and slam my fist down (Yeah!~)

I’m Goonin’ bruh!

Browse through the pictures,

and gaggle all the ladies,

and slam my fist down (Yeah!~)

I’m Goonin’, duh!

ANTI-GOONER DISCRIMINATION IS WHAT THIS IS

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that’s why I goon on company time.