https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Brown’s_Body

I guess I respect some troops a bit

Liberals today:

" akshully John Brown was too violent, all political violence is bad! You must debate the slave owner in the marketplace!"

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29 points

Literally the reason /r/cth got banned.

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17 points

They’re against Lincoln as well!

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11 points

The open air slave market of ideas

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This is the national anthem in the universe where the US sucked even a little bit less

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It is the union army during the civil war that remains the only thing about the US I could be almost patriotic about. Almost. I mean an army of “rebels” that sought to maintain their position as slavers and grow that system across the country? It’s like the most despicable thing to rise up for and they fought tooth and nail for it. They would raid northern cities and take black people, born free on that soil, and consider them “contraband” and remove them to the south as slaves. With that as the enemy it’s so simple to be the hero.

It was also a real inflection point at which the US could have made a massive shift in its makeup as a country, the possibility and will was there, but it was failed by the worst aspects of this country that sought to just forgive and forget what the south had done and move along to colonizing the west.

Of course the US was never salvageable as it is a settler colonial institution from the get but damn, that was one of those points where a less shitty version was possible.

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18 points

Yeah
I have a deep hatred for the US normally but when like Union Dixie hits you with the “EACH DIXIE BOY MUST UNDERSTAND THAT HE MUST MIND HIS UNCLE SAM”, I’m just kinda like, “…hell yeah”

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Oh yeah I go wild at that line (wag an index figure to the beat towards and imagined enemy)

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nothing wrong with feeling wistful for a future that never was

and i agree the U.S. was significantly less cringe for like half a decade

i could almost tack on the brief U.S.-Soviet alliance and FDR’s tight relationship with Stalin and the future that also never was

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That is the other particular moment I think of too, had FDR lived a little longer, taken Wallace as his VP again. The labor movement was there and even a single administrations worth of goodwill towards the USSR could have produced a better reality. This runs parallel to Lincoln taking Butler as his VP (or I should say, Butler not refusing it) instead of the worst possible option in Johnson.

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9 points

i wonder if any decent alt history books have been written about either of these two hinge points?

seems like most alt-history is written by shitlibs and chuds

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i would say the cold war happens no matter what, it could have been delayed by a bit in the best case. Korean war being averted would have been a hugely different world though.

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25 points

There were a bunch of banger Civil War Union songs.

Marching Through Georgia

The Fall of Charleston

Union Dixie and bonus trap remix

Also, did you know that Solidarity Forever uses the tune from John Brown’s Body?

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Also, did you know that Solidarity Forever uses the tune from John Brown’s Body?

A lot of songs use that tune. As Utah Phillips put it: The wobblies liked to steal the hymn tunes because they were pretty, and changed the words so they made more sense.

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12 points

Love the little stories Utah Phillips tells around his songs

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Yeah, he must’ve had amazing stage presence.

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7 points

I own a reprint copy of the Little Red Songbook and each song instructs you which existing song to sing to the tune of. Btw great cheap book to buy for anyone interested

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Me too! I got it for my birthday a couple years ago.

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Lots of union songs also use old time tunes for their melody, too. Like “Union Maid” is a reworked “Redwing”

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7 points

It’d Glory Glory Hallelujah, folk music ripped off hyms all the time

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Rally Round the Flag is still an all time great song, legit gets me every time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHLj4Pjbldg

btw a LOT of songs use that tune. Getchan recently uploaded a Maoist who wrote a song to the tune calling back to the start of the Cultural Revolution, written during the period of marketization https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ0cFXH02nM

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18 points

When Lincoln awaited troops in a capitol without an army, after the military had essentially dissolved or joined the confederacy, the first sign of troops arriving after weeks of waiting was the sound of them singing John Brown’s Body. Like that was what he heard that announced their arrival

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