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I think this meme is about the old story of calling 911 and pretending to order a pizza. This was a viral story almost a decade back and stayed in social media platforms as a real thing. However this widespread social media publicity actually helped a victim. Details are in the previous link. This worked only because the operator was aware about the internet lore and was able to connect it.

In summary don’t do it. Operators will disregard your call.

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I don’t think they’d completely disregard your call. At least in the UK there are procedures to seeing whether or not an emergency call is erroneous or not. In a lot of cases they will end up ringing back before sending someone to check the location if one is called but there is no response on the other end

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Iirc they have a script to help try to probe for details in case the call is under duress.

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If you do have to do it, you can hit 1234 or any other 4 digits after the 911 and you will still be connected to emergency services.

Source: accidentally called 911 when trying to make an international call and not understanding when the phone system needed the 9 prefix (only for internal extensions).

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60 points

Pro tip: look up your local police station and dial their full 10 digit phone number instead of 911

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or mute your phone and mime typing more than you are

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I’d use 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

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Don’t you mean 0118 999 881 999 119 725…

…3

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Probably better to write an email lol.

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That’s so easy to remember. Let me try.

0118 999 881 99 9119 725

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One, seven, three, four, six, seven, three, two, one, four, seven, six, Charlie, three, two, seven, eight, nine, seven, seven, seven, six, four, three, Tango, seven, three, two, Victor, seven, three, one, one, seven, eight, eight, eight, seven, three, two, four, seven, six, seven, eight, nine, seven, six, four, three, seven, six. Lock.

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Which country have I reached?

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87% upvotes on this post.

So wait the down voting 13% beat their spouse or something?

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It’s a shit ass joke, but i HAVE to upvote it, because i’m against violence at home. What a normal take.

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Downvoting in general confuses me so often. There are times where a simple stated a fact, not even something controversial, will be downvoted. I’m like, who goes around just downvoting at random? The most recent one I recall is someone saying that everyone comes back to life in fighting games and I pointed out that Kliff from Guilty Gear never came back and I got downvoted for that. Like what??? I was hoping to get some replies and have a decent conversation there, but my comment got hidden due to the downvotes.

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Idk about lemmy but on Reddit up/down are for relevance not whether you like something

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I rarely downvote, yet I keep seeing posts and comments marked as downvoted by my account. Seems it’s just very easy to fatfinger it and not notice.

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On my app I have to hold on the comment to reply or downvote. I can upvote easily but downvoting can’t really be unintentional.

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Could be accidental down votes. I mean half the upvotes I give are an accidental tap lol.

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I accidentally tapped yours while trying to scroll down and a raindrop hit the screen! I’mma leave it tho because so true

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Whoever made this meme is too young to have experienced “dialing” a phone number.

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7 points

Dialed and typed is the same thing (?)

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9 points

Time to dial up a new resume

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For phone numbers I mean. Unless you had a rotary phone

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It is still called dialing despite no longer being rotary phones, but also, they didn’t end the ability to use rotary phones until like 2005ish. I’ve used one before they ended it and I still have one that I wish I could use! Never know, OP could be like me lol.

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Who’s “they?” I recall my telco stopping support in the '90s, and we had to upgrade all the phones in the house.

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Who’s “they?”

The powers that be. You know. Them.

Jeff Foxworthy.

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May of been original to the house in the 60’s, this wall mount still worked until house sold in '09.

And is germaine

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Good question, I suppose it varies by company, or maybe country. At any rate I used it in the 90s, so I still would’ve met your telco’s cutoff date! Sounds like you used em too, so evidence that it is possible OP did continues to grow. There’s at least two of us!

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Emergency pizza

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