87 points

That meme clearly comes from an emacs fanboy.

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12 points

emacs

I actually don’t know what emacs means. I only remember having struggles in understanding anyone who likes vim, because it mostly just confused me. But Probably its just what you are used to. The Meme is still funny, though.

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17 points

Don’t discount the possibility that some people that use vim, are old enough to remember using vi, over a modem connection. When you know the keyboard shortcuts it can be a lot quicker too even now.

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6 points

Vi is incredibly snappy when it came to commands.

Want to save? :w

Want to quit? :q

Want to save and quit? :wq

Very elegant. GUI WYSIWYG doesn’t come close when it comes to commands.

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3 points

Wait, I thought we were still using vi.

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3 points

That would be me. I still call it “vi”, default to it, and use “less” to preview files because I do almost everything on CLI. Vi is incredibly fast and powerful once you know it like second nature. I prefer vi over most, but the learning curve is a beast.

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2 points

It gives me a little burst of glee every time I ci" or ct in a clever way. If I ever spend the time to learn registers I’ll be unstoppable

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vim is a little hard to get into, but from there its benefits pay off with lots of features. On the other hand there is emacs, with an even steeper learning curve (*cough* long inconvenient button combos!), but it’s considered so powerful, some say it’s a separate operating system.

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21 points

They say Emacs is an amazing OS, with the best calendar, to-do list, email client, etc. Just missing a good text editor.

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emacs has a steeper learning curve? You can M-x <type stuff> tab to figure out how to do stuff, which is easier than Vim for learning IMO

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8 points

What’s even more crazy is when you’ve used vim exclusively for 30 years to the point where you sit down at someone else’s computer and you try to use their editor and you are completely lost. You fumble around like you’re an elderly person who doesn’t know what a computer is, type random letters all over. You look senile.

But then you show them on your computer how you can record a macro of your key commands and then use a regex to match different blocks of similar text and apply the same commands all at once. And because you used navigation based on words and lines rather than characters it all just works.

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I think that’s true of all editors, though. I ended up on the intellij side of things, and it means I’m clueless about VSCode’s key patterns. I’ve only picked up ctrl-p so far, and keep having to remind myself “this is shift-shift in Microsoft”

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8 points

It comes from the words “Eight Megs And Constantly Swapping”.

Yeah, the name hasn’t aged well…

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2 points

It’s about 80MB on my machine right now… What is an absurd amount of memory for an empty editor, but I had to sort top by process name because there are some 10 pages of stuff that reserve no memory at all, 2 where it goes from non-zero to 100MB, and a fucking lot of pages of stuff using more than 100MB.

WTF is my computer doing with all that?

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6 points

For my vim journey it was the draw of being able to quickly navigate and manipulate text without ever needing my hands to move away from the home row on the keyboard, and being willing to put in the time and effort to push past the learning curve.

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7 points

I first settled on vim as a teenager because I was a fan of… performing surprise penetration tests.

It defaults to opening files read-only, so you don’t have to worry about the access/modified time on the file changing if you open one for… science reasons.

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5 points

Nvim user so imo it would be funnier if it was about getting caught up in spending more time customising the editor than using it or something, but atm just reads like someone who only got as far as opening vim and not being able to figure out how to close it

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64 points

:q! this meme, man

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You forgot to his escape twice first. You’re in insert mode sir.

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18 points

More like <esc><esc><esc><esc><esc><esc><esc><esc>… Just in case

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4 points

More like <esc><esc><esc><esc><esc><esc><esc><esc>… Just in case

MY PEOPLE!

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3 points

META-c. My hands on meta and ESC is all the way over there

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2 points

Real nerds use Ctrl [ instead so they don’t leave home row.

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12 points

ZZ, more often than not.

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8 points

:q!<CR> is equivalent to ZQ

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7 points

^Zkill -9 %1 is the only way.

kill -9 -1 if that doesn’t work.

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5 points

This whole thread. I think you’re just hitting random keys.

I think you mean to say ![4Zæ]>§??+

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44 points

The editor so good people never learn to leave it.

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7 points

Take my angry upvote

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31 points

Out of curiosity, I wondered what the original meme was. Found them and thought I’d share them:

Here’s the original: https://i.imgur.com/kERuZkW.jpg

And here’s the one that this is based off (slightly different): https://i.imgur.com/HFwENsd.png

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BTW, just in case you didn’t know, you can put images directly in your comment with this:

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I didn’t know that, will use in the future. Thanks!

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0 points

Both of those are also true. Add in one with Reddit, Twitter, TikTok, Threads…

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21 points

vim is so last year. have you people heard of GitHub’s new ‘Atom’ IDE? I think it’ll be the next big thing 😊

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19 points

An IDE written in Electron?? What a terrible idea! Nobody would ever be stupid enough to let something like that take off…

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7 points

Vim keys in vscode for the win, I’m dead serious

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