It’s bad from the outside, but the inside is so much worse. And it gets worse the more you look at it. So many details that are just so awful. Living in this “house” is probably miserable.

75 points

Somebody got a smoking deal on a ridiculous quantity of siding.

With all those hard surfaces and open spaces, the echoes in this place must be unreal.

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That’s why they carpeted the bedroom walls.

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19 points

The current owner is the only guy in North America to not have a podcast.

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11 points

But, suspiciously, has 25 people comfortably living with him.

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7 points

And office chairs!

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I lost it when I saw that the siding continues inside. They really went for that one texture look.

Also the through-wall Air Conditioner in the shower???

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40 points

What do you mean I can’t install siding on the inside… It’s called “siding” not “outsiding” it goes on every side!

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I was really disappointed that in Exterior Features there was Vinyl Siding listed but it wasn’t also listed on the Interior Features. I would’ve lost it at that.

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Definitely a missed opportunity on the part of whoever made this listing lmao

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Probably only reason it isn’t listed that way is because no one thought to put vinyl siding as an “interior” option in the database.

Got to plan for anything!

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3 points

I thought the same thing when I read it.

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20 points

There’s a through-wall box fan just outside another shower.

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I finally got to a bedroom picture where it looked like painted walls, then zoomed in to see it was carpet. My only explanation is Mormonism, as I have only ever seen carpeted walls in my chapel growing up. Mind you, that was rough spiky carpet seemingly installed to discourage sleeping against the wall.

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If you have any idea where to get that sisal fabric wall covering, I’d love to know; it’s amazing for cat scratching posts.

I’m pretty sure they put that there because it protected the walls from scuffs and damage–especially the kind caused by moving folding tables and chairs all the time–without showing dirt from the hands of grubby kids. It wasn’t in every ward building, but it was definitely pretty common.

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As far as where to get the material, conveniently enough a church with $100 billion doesn’t usually install security cameras and a few windows are usually left unlatched from Sunday school kids trying to get fresh air.

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I don’t think there’s a lot of Mormons in those parts.

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This is the first time I’ve seen a “it just keeps getting worse” post and actually agreed. I went in n just expecting terrible siding, then the inside of the house, then the chairs, then the lights, then more chairs, the carpet, the exposed wiring, why are there chairs there?, it just kept escalating. Thank you for this.

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I concur. Most “it gets worse” style posts have one or two odd things. This one truly delivered.

It’s a 3 bedroom (all queens?), 5 bath house with seating for 20. It’s either some crazy orgies at night in only a few beds, a business call center kind of place, or they had massive family gatherings with alarming regularity. Of course there’s always the cult option, which means it could also be “all of the above”.

There is the wall of family photos on shelves… Maybe family get together center?

What’s up with the industrial scale sewing equipment?

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15 points

I made my wife look at it, then I had to go back because she noticed even more insanity. It just kept getting worse every time we went through the pictures.

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It’s a quilting sewing machine. I saw one once at an art exhibit.

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12 points

I like that that the bath and shower have the water valves outside of them.

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4 points

Wow. Missed that. Why get wet. It’s a convenience.

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12 points

Don’t forget the maze porch and the fans and ac units stuck randomly in walls.

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I think it’s designed to confuse you so you can’t get out.

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60 points

Looks like it could be easily transformed into a swinger club. And you could power wash the whole facility after the weekends.

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And since it’s Arkansas, that’s fun for the whole family!

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This guy has a pineapple tat.

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I did not know an upside down pineapple tattoo was apparently a swinger thing.

I’m one of the 10,000!

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48 points

For the cult on a budget!

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Few windows for outsiders to look in. Many, many cheap tables to eat at.

Maybe just polygamy?

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See, this was one of my first thoughts, either some kind of cult-like-thing, or it’s one of those weird multigenerational homes where four+ generations of people lived, and the parents rooms are close enough to eachother that they can hear when babies are being made.

When someone dies, everyone “upgrades” to their parents living space, and the normal-ish bedrooms, aka “nice” bedrooms (compared to the other bedrooms in this horror show), are reserved for the oldest family members.

The question I have, aside from… You know, everything, is… How many ceiling fans do you really need? Jesus.

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Actually, when someone dies, they get propped up in the constant funeral home that can be seen starting at picture 47 or 48, and only then can the ritual begin.

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That must be why there’s a hearse in the garage.

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