I hate how accurate this is

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Lemmy: I don’t know, but I wouldn’t trust any bike helmet that I can’t compile myself from source. It’s best to just stay home behind (real) firewalls so the Big Bike doesn’t target you for your striped Linux socks.

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14 points

I feel attacked.

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5 points

Defederate from your feelings.

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77 points

“Also, I run Arch”

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22 points

Gentoo, we’ve ascended.

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The moment I got arch running I immediately started hearing about this Gentoo thing but I know for a fact the moment I use Gentoo everyone is gonna start making their own personal Linux distributions using Linux from scratch and then I’m gonna go further down the rabbit hole

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7 points

It’s like everybody forgot about Slackware

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0 points

Nixos would like a word

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6 points

Also also, if you decide to still get a helmet, don’t get a Chrome helmet.

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17 points

I think we should defederate from all instances that do not disallow proprietary bikes and/or closed-source locks!

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23 points

Commercial bike helmets are a product of capitalism and the radical right wing Democrats are just protecting big business by suggesting to wear a helmet

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12 points

It’s GNU+Bike helmet

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7 points

That or “Was this made in a commune?”

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Lemmy:
from Eggdoy77: I don’t know, but I wouldn’t trust any bike helmet that I can’t build myself from source. It’s best to just stay home behind (real) firewalls so the Big Bike doesn’t target you for your striped Linux socks.

rshmuck: have you ever actually looked at the helmet source let alone build it?

Eggdoy77 no

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15 points

This company lends out bikes for free, but they’re Nestlé-level immoral because they put ads on the bike

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137 points

And the amazon result is some unknown Chinese brand with 5,000 suspicious 5 star reviews

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59 points

Amazon is a gigantic garage sale/garbage pile now.

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13 points

At least you can request that the items be sorted!

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25 points

The worst thing is sorting by price. If you sort by reviews or something things look decent. Sort by price and you see pages and pages of things that are in the wrong category and very cheap.

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14 points

always has been

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I’ve just started buying from AliExpress because it’s literally the exact same item. Drop shipping destroyed Amazon’s credibility. If I’m gonna get garbage I may as well pay 95% less.

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17 points

Sometimes you get lucky and there’s a recent Wirecutter article but then of course the top options are all sold out or not available where you live.

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4 points

Then there’s all the comments telling you to kill yourself

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6 points

Go jump in front of a bike

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That’s when I search on Lemmy, Reddit, YouTube, or Looria. Worst case, I ask Bing Chat to find some recommendations and reviews for me.

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