My younger brother
The spider.
Story: It was my very first night playing MC towards the tail end of Alpha. I dug a small hole into the side of a mountain to shelter for the night, but left a 2 block wide window for me to look out.
I was watching all the mobs spawn across the surface feeling a bit nervous, until I watch as a spider (first time seeing one) slowly rise up to meet my eyes in the window. Because the window was 2 blocks wide, it crawled into my hole killing me.
It’s my most vivid early MC memory that’s stuck with me. So to me, the spiderbro is best bro.
About a year ago, I was playing with my younger kids watching. I had a home base above an extensive cave system that featured a ladder up a large stalactite as the main way in and out, as I figured that was plenty safe from mobs.
Was messing with something in the cave system, picked up a creeper on the way back, and dashed back to the ladder and started climbing out. Looked back down and the creeper was climbing the ladder after me! I’d never seen any mobs use ladders before! So I’m making these panicked shrieks in between laughing at my potential demise, the kids are cracking up, and I eventually get to the top and close a door behind me - but that panicked, giddy rush still sticks with me!
(I never looked into it - how long have creepers been able to climb ladders? And can most mobs do that now, or just them?)
Endermen. It’s like they secretly like you, they just don’t know how to show it. They just walk around awkwardly with a block hoping you’ll understand it’s a gift.
Myself. I’ve died so many times because of dumb shit I’ve done.
Oh, favorite. I like how the iron golem flings into the air, it makes things tricky.
Herobrine, I’ve only managed to beat him once