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To be fair, first we had to slice them really thin and put lightning in them

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Convincing all the magic smoke to stay inside those rocks is a task and a half.

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We do light magic on the flat rock to teach it how to think, and what it’s first think is every time it alives.

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We’ve all got magic boxes that can talk to each other and contain the sum total of all current human knowledge

We use it for cats and porn

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Also porn

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Capitalism is cancer :(

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Hell yeah

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dont forget the ads

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Just wait until our devices can materialize any food we want from just electricity. Imagine how lazy and fat we’ll all be.

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I live in America. Don’t need to imagine.

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I mean we basically can. I press some buttons and whatever meal I want shows up at my house.

It’s not quite Star Trek replicators, but as far as millions of years of humans would be concerned, it might as well be.

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Shit’s literal magic. We dug rocks out of the earth, broke them down, built them back up again in a very specific way, etched them with conductive runes, taught those runes how to use electricity to do math, and now I can shitpost by telling the runes in my phone to scream 1’s and 0’s at other runes across my house.

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Rocks are smarter than us

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And don’t even get me started on sand

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I don’t like sand

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It’s coarse and rough and irritating.

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We really just taught em to count. Actually, really they’re just flashing

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You clearly have never played minecraft. Go touch some square grass!

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