85 points
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I actually met my wife because I commented on her ankles. At a bar, she went the wrong way and did a 180. I saw how beautiful she was, wanted to take a shot, mentally went down the list of appropriate body parts to comment on without coming off creepy or thirsty, and shouted, “Nice ankles.”
Don’t knock it folks.
11 points
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58 points
47 points
Well, I got arrested. I hope you’re happy…
32 points
There’s a TV show about this… “Strange Planet” (TV too)
12 points
8 points
21 points
I’m already swooning.
19 points
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